boomie.
boomie.💣
your timeline is your terminal.
launch coins. trade memes. get paid.
no apps. no setup. no bullshit.
just @boomiebot and say the thing.
your timeline IS the app
no dashboards. no extensions. no connect wallet circus. X is where the conversation happens — and now it's where your trades happen too.
why boomie
your timeline is your terminal
crypto moves fast on X. boomie puts your wallet right in the feed. see a coin blowing up? buy it before you even leave the app. first-mover advantage, built in.
your keys, always
non-custodial. phantom signs every trade. boomie never touches your funds. not negotiable.
plain english, no syntax exam
buy $WIF 0.5 sol
sell 50% $BONK
dump it all
launch $MOON
boomie reads you like a human. slang, typos, whatever. no cheatsheet, no command list, no crying.
timeline is the app
no dashboards, no extensions, no wallet-connect circus. X is the terminal.
real profit tracking
every trade posts a receipt with a blockchain link. track wins, losses, green candles. transparency is the point.
weekly contests with real prizes
biggest gain, best loss, first trade of the week. post your card with #BoomieChallenge and boomie tallies it. monday kickoff, sunday winners.
what boomie does
trade
swap SOL for any SPL token via pump.fun. set slippage, peek the quote, then go. boomie doesn't move til you say so.
buy
buy $WIF 0.5 sol or can i get 0.3 sol of $BONK pls. boomie gets it.
sell
sell 50% $WIF or dump it all. boomie won't judge your exit much.
sniper
@boomiebot buy $PEPE now — fast market buy at best price.
launch
drop your own coin: name, vibe, logo, socials, dev buy. boomie walks you through it and spits a pump.fun link + cards.
memes
buy meme posts the trend right back at the timeline. stay loud.
scans
daily scans in your feed
boomie posts scan highlights to its own timeline. volume spikes, whale buys, graduation alerts, rug warnings. not financial advice — just signal.
follow for calls
turn on notifications. boomie posts scanner alerts 24/7. volume spikes, whale moves, rug warnings, graduation jumps.
volume scanner
tweet volume spike detection. when a token starts trending, boomie says something.
whale tracker
high-SOL wallet moves. new buys get surfaced fast.
rug radar
liquidity changes, mint authority, holder concentration. early warnings.
pump.fun graduation
bonding curve → AMM transition alerts. first-mover posts when a coin makes the jump.
scanner comments
boomie also comments on other people's crypto posts. marketing in-thread, not inbox spam. reply to boomie's comment and trade right there.
how often
own feed: rotating posts every 4 hours. scanner comments: up to 30/hour on external posts. never annoying, always relevant.
any wallet works
phantom, solflare, trust, ledger, slope, sollet. your wallet signs it. boomie never touches keys.
how it works
1 · mention
talk to @boomiebot on X. no commands required. tell it what you want like you'd tell a degenerate friend.
2 · quote
boomie shows the quote: fees, slippage, expected output. nothing executes yet. look before you leap.
3 · confirm
reply confirm id. your phantom wallet opens for the signature. boomie never sees your keys.
4 · done
trade settles on-chain. receipt posted right in the thread. you did a thing.
what boomie rolls with
X / twitter
boomie lives on X. you talk to it right in the timeline. no app, no dashboard, no connect wallet circus. the timeline IS the app.
phantom wallet
boomie signs trades through phantom. your keys, your coins, your call. boomie never sees them.
wallets we support
phantom, solflare, trust, ledger, slope, sollet, backpack, apex, anything phantom-compatible. link a bunch at once.
pump.fun
launch and trade tokens straight on pump.fun. boomie drops your coin there and hands you the link + cards, no middleman.
the roadmap
phase 1 · core engine
stable trading engine + NL intent parsing. parse slang like buy $WIF 0.5 sol without crying.
phase 2 · security
phantom linking via SIWS nonce+signature. user-signed trades. injection-hardened. keys never touch our servers.
phase 3 · ux
error codes, image-first replies, trade receipts, slippage control. the polish that makes it feel alive.
phase 4 · content
bomb logo variants, meme generation, market threads, launch templates. making boomie LOUD.
phase 5 · growth
referral program (20% of referred fees), analytics, content scheduler, milestones.
phase 6 · power tools
limit / stop / take-profit orders, copy-trading, anti-MEV execution, portfolio + PnL. going from fun to formidable.
phase 7 · premium tiers
Premium $5/week + Elite $15/week. more signals, lower fees, exclusive cards, early access to features.
phase 8 · multi-chain
EVM, TON, Bitcoin. same boomie voice, same X timeline, more chains to ape on.
phase 9 · analytics
trade history, win rate, best time of day, top tokens, PnL trends. know yourself before you wreck yourself.
phase 10 · scripts & automation
custom trade scripts, recurring buys, conditional triggers. build your own boomie brain.
phase 11 · more platforms
Telegram, Discord, maybe a light webhook dashboard. X is home, but the crew lives everywhere.
phase 12 · mobile
native iOS/Android app. boomie in your pocket, not just your timeline.
fees
platform fee
1% per trade on execution. clean, simple, no tier nonsense.
network gas
actual solana cost (~0.000005 SOL) per tx. basically free.
coin launch
0.02 SOL flat on creation. pump.fun handles the rest.
referral rewards
20% of the fees collected from anyone you bring in. scales with their activity, not a flat bribe. the more they trade, the more you earn.
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